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kittiwakeWhy doesn't someone invent a replacement for the bane of my life - nylon tights?
I buy a 5-pack of tights that supposedly include lycra for added stretch:
One pair is about right.
Two pairs seem to have no lycra and rip the first chance they get.
Two pairs are too small.
Fed up with the small tights fiasco, I buy the next size up:
So I end up with Norah Batty wrinkles round my ankles.
And they still keep ripping.
Someone invents ladder-resist tights:
Now you'd think that was a good thing wouldn't you?
Well you'd be wrong!
Because instead of a ladder, you get a hole.
A big hole.
Which gets bigger and bigger until it meets itself coming back.
And then the foot falls off.
I buy a 5-pack of tights that supposedly include lycra for added stretch:
One pair is about right.
Two pairs seem to have no lycra and rip the first chance they get.
Two pairs are too small.
Fed up with the small tights fiasco, I buy the next size up:
So I end up with Norah Batty wrinkles round my ankles.
And they still keep ripping.
Someone invents ladder-resist tights:
Now you'd think that was a good thing wouldn't you?
Well you'd be wrong!
Because instead of a ladder, you get a hole.
A big hole.
Which gets bigger and bigger until it meets itself coming back.
And then the foot falls off.
