LOL

According to the AOL Translator, this is how a 12-year-old AOLer would have written my previous journal entry:

IM HAPY 2 REPORT TAHT SINCA IVA GOT BAK 2 WORK AND M USNG MAH ALARM CLOK 2 WAEK ME UP IN DA MORNNGS I HAEV STARTED REM3MBRNG MAH DREMS AGANE11!1! OMG WTF IN TEH LAETST ONE I WAS ON A TV GME SHOW WIT J-LO (SHAS IN DA NEWS SO MUCH AT DA MOMANT TAHT SH3S AVEN INVADNG MAH DREMS)
UNFORTUNAETLY11!1!!! OMG WTF IM ALSO BAK IN A DIER WAEK-UP-SAV3RAL-TIEMS-IN-THE-NIGHT INSOMNIA PAT3RN
ON!11! OMG WTF MAH TRAWL OF DA CHARITY SHOPS THIS WEKEND I ACTUALY FOUND TWO BOKS TAHT WERE ON MAH WISH LIST (106 AND AL TAHT AND I NEVER PROMIESD U A ROSE GARD3N) WHICH MAEKS M3 FEL L3S GUILTY ABOUT BUYNG THEM11!!!!! LOL BUT I ALSO BOUGHT TWO OTH3R BOKS WHICH I RILLY OUGHT 2 FEL GUILTY ABOUT BUYNG WIES CHILDR3N BY ANGELA CARTER AND DA IRON WOLF BY RICHARD ADMS IN WHICH HE R3-TALS FOLK TAELS FROM AROUND TEH WORLD (WHICH I MANELY BOUGHT B/C OF TEH PANETNGS ON DA DUST-JAK3T AND ILUSTRATNG DA S2REIS)
!11!!1!1 OMG

Actually, OMG WTF is probably quite an apt comment on most of my dreams : )

I don't think I'll bother to tick the 'Spell check entry before posting' tickbox this time!