Very Silly Joke . . .

[kittiwake]

. . . just heard on "The In Crowd" (a Radio 4 comedy program).

There are two men sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
First man: "Ooh, I wouldn't like to be that guy over there."
Second man: "Why not?"

First man: "because I don't know where he lives, so I'd never find my way home."

Well, it made me laugh anyway : )